Conversations I will Never Have

Lucky: You got something to write with?

Paris: Ummm, no, 'cause I'm lying on a table.

The above is an actual partial transcript of a conversation between Paris Hilton and a white hat phone phreak who later went on to give Paris a lesson in voicemail security.

via Wired.

All I can add is, if I'm ever in a situation where I might be lying on a table, and I have the poor judgment to answer my cell phone, I hope I have the presence of mind to lie about what I'm doing so that what would be (for me) an embarasing moment isn't broadcast over the internet.